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I realized that the other day inside my. Funny Quotes About History If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world they wouldnt have declared their independence from it Stephen Colbert.

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Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

. Stand-up comedy is tough right. So many books so little. I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album.

It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone elses. Tell him about the dance-off to.

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. Fellas when you wake up in the morning you should look yourself in the mirror and say Fuck you. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

You just need to find a woman who is pathetic like you. Laughter Is No Joke. You stand out in the crowd only because you have these many many carrying you on their shoulders-- Desmond.

Fuck your hopes fuck your dreams fuck your plans. The universe and human stupidity. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

Fuck everything you thought this life was. Do not ever call me a thesaurus. You stand out like a fart in church.

Funny farewell quotes found in books movies and songs or said by famous people are ideal to use for a farewell note or to help you smile through a goodbye. And Im not sure about the universe. Life is a blank canvass and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

Power move Jeff Ross. Thats one of my mottos Stanley Hudson The Office. Add these funny inspirational work quotes to your office decor to help you find your daily grind a little more enjoyable.

Explore 128 Stand-Up Comedy Quotes by authors including Kevin Hart Bill Burr and Steve Martin at BrainyQuote. Here are 45 funny life quotes by some well-known funny men and women on life that will enthuse you. If you think your.

I want to do it too said Gazzy sitting very very quietly completely motionless. Best of Funny Inspirational Quotes. Stand-up comedy is not a mans job.

These sixty-five hilarious stand up jokes prove that when comedians are at their prime no one does it better. I have a lot of growing up to do. I Too Am Extraordinarily Humble.

I like to stand out and make a statement-- Cindy Gallop. Nope said Nudge shaking her head. If you hate any form of socialization like us though you can enjoy these hilarious.

Funny Quotes About Life. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. Two things are infinite.

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To be the only person in. Its an alpha job. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy.

I try never to limit my art to a medium Matthew Gray Gubler. The other day when I was in our flooded basement stressed about the damage and expensive repair my very funny husband. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

Trust your own instinct.

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